Doors 8:00 / Show 8:30 // $30 DOOR COVER // ALL SALES ARE FINAL All doors & show times subject to change. COME SEE OUR BIGGEST SHOW OF THE YEAR! OUR 14TH ANNUAL "DOOMED VALENTINE'S SHOW". Cupid's arrow has struck Mortified, we're going to watch it bleed down the isle! We have compiled some of the best, worst, most awkward, and odd love related pieces that Mortified has to offer! Share the pain, the awkwardness, the necking, the dry humping, the wretched love poems. This one is not to be missed! Plus contests and giveaways! NOTE: All seating is FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED. Tickets only ensure admission. Arrive 60 to 30 min. prior to showtime help ensure seats COME SEE OUR BIGGEST SHOW OF THE YEAR! OUR 14TH ANNUAL "DOOMED VALENTINE'S SHOW". DON'T MISS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO LOVE SINCE VIAGRA! Cupid's arrow has struck MORTIFIED and February 8th, we're going to watch it bleed down the isle of MORTIFIED! Join us once again for our ANNUAL DOOMED VALENTINES SHOW! We have compiled some of the best, worst, most awkward, and odd love related pieces that Mortified has to offer! Share the pain, the awkwardness, the necking, the dry humping, the wretched love poems. Come see our biggest show of the year! This one is not to be missed! FEATURING AS HOUSE BAND: THE IMPROV COMEDY/FREESTYLE RAP SENSATION KNOWN AS THE FREEZE! Plus Contests & Giveaways! 3 Shows in SF & OAK! For 13 years, the bay's funniest and most outlandish comedy/music experience! As seen on Netflix's THE MORTIFIED GUIDE, & heard on THE MORTIFIED PODCAST, check us out- LIVE in Oakland! What is MORTIFIED? Mortified stars everyday adults sharing their most embarrassing and real childhood letters, lyrics, journals, home movies and artwork... in front of total strangers. Part comedy, part theater, part therapy. The largest and longest-running project of its kind, Mortified produces comedic content for the stage, the page, and the web. Its latest book, Mortified: Love Is a Battlefield, is in stores everywhere. Participants include a wide range of people, from professional performers (comics, celebrities, singers) to total amateurs (architects, ad execs, salesmen) all in the noble pursuit of self-degradation. Personal redemption through public humiliation.